Christmas is here, and our sacks are bulging with tasty news and treats for all the ALBOTs - Films, christmas festivities, and a plethora of whinging abound! Sam becomes an uncle, Tim Peake blasts into space, Dreams, Drunkenness, and a heartfelt freestyle from our fan. Spectre gets the ALBOT treatment, along with the diabolical Santa Claws and the cult classic Black Christmas. We top it all off with a lightly frothed selection of christmas traditions from around the world. Hail, Satan.